TO IMPRESS HIS FRIEND JOHN CHATS WITH MICHAEL ABOUT
HIS HOLIDAY ROMANCE WITH BUNMI. BUT THEN IT ONLY TURNS OUT THAT BUNMI IS
MICHAEL’S FIANCEE
This story is set
in the day at a leisure park in Lagos, Nigeria.
MICHAEL: Wao! John,
it’s been ages since we last met.
JOHN: Yes. But I
was in your neighbourhood last week, I asked after Saint and I was told you had
moved.
MICHAEL: Even if I
hadn’t moved you would have found it difficult tracing me with the name
“Saint”. I am known as Mike around here You know, my real name. So how do find
Lagos?
JOHN: Oh,
wonderful. The ladies are really sweet. I travelled to Jos with one angel last
week and we really had a great time together. S*x with her was hmmn… fantastic!
MICHAEL: Hmn… Can
see you are still the same sexy old camel.
JOHN: Blame me not.
Nature is the guilty one here, you know. Well, you seem to be waiting for
someone here at the park … who is the lucky person?
MICHAEL: Ofcourse,
I am waiting for … eh, what’s the problem? What are you starring at?
JOHN: Wao!
(spotting Bunmi approaching) I can’t believe this …
MICHAEL: (confused)
Can’t believe what?
JOHN: (both
starring at Bunmi approaching) Th – Tha – That is the lady I travelled to Jos
with last week. She must be looking for me. B – bu – but how did she know I
could be here? Perhaps, she is only passing-by and just sighted me … Hey, she
is almost here … Hi, Bunmi. Good to see you again so soon. (Silence as all seem
dumbfounded at Bunmi’s arrival worsened by her shocking and hlpless stares at
Michael). Hey, you two are just staring at each other… have you two met before?
MICHAEL: (sadly)
Sure. Bunmi here has been my fiancée for years … So sorry, I never really told
you about her.
JOHN: (shockingly)
What?!