Happy Birthday Soulman - The Rock

Dwayne Douglas Johnson, American-Canadian actor, producer, businessman, retired professional wrestler also known as The Rock, eulogizes his father, Rocky Johnson on his first birthday since he passed on 15 January 2020.

"I miss him.

Think about him often.

Some good.

Some great.

Some not so much.

And even some brand new lessons I only came to realize after he passed away", he wrote on his post on Instagram. 

DOUBLE DATING

 

TO IMPRESS HIS FRIEND JOHN CHATS WITH MICHAEL ABOUT HIS HOLIDAY ROMANCE WITH BUNMI. BUT THEN IT ONLY TURNS OUT THAT BUNMI IS MICHAEL’S FIANCEE

 This story is set in the day at a leisure park in Lagos, Nigeria.

 

MICHAEL: Wao! John, it’s been ages since we last met.

JOHN: Yes. But I was in your neighbourhood last week, I asked after Saint and I was told you had moved.

MICHAEL: Even if I hadn’t moved you would have found it difficult tracing me with the name “Saint”. I am known as Mike around here You know, my real name. So how do find Lagos?

JOHN: Oh, wonderful. The ladies are really sweet. I travelled to Jos with one angel last week and we really had a great time together. S*x with her was hmmn… fantastic!

MICHAEL: Hmn… Can see you are still the same sexy old camel.

JOHN: Blame me not. Nature is the guilty one here, you know. Well, you seem to be waiting for someone here at the park … who is the lucky person?

MICHAEL: Ofcourse, I am waiting for … eh, what’s the problem? What are you starring at?

JOHN: Wao! (spotting Bunmi approaching) I can’t believe this …

MICHAEL: (confused)  Can’t believe what?

JOHN: (both starring at Bunmi approaching) Th – Tha – That is the lady I travelled to Jos with last week. She must be looking for me. B – bu – but how did she know I could be here? Perhaps, she is only passing-by and just sighted me … Hey, she is almost here … Hi, Bunmi. Good to see you again so soon. (Silence as all seem dumbfounded at Bunmi’s arrival worsened by her shocking and hlpless stares at Michael). Hey, you two are just staring at each other… have you two met before?

MICHAEL: (sadly) Sure. Bunmi here has been my fiancée for years … So sorry, I never really told you about her.

JOHN: (shockingly) What?!

As COVID-19 spreads, don’t lose track of malaria

The pandemic is a reminder of why we need to eradicate this mosquito-borne disease.

By Bill Gates

 

Mosquitoes don’t practice social distancing. They don’t wear masks, either.

As COVID-19 spreads across the globe, it’s important to remember that the world’s deadliest animal hasn’t taken a break during this pandemic.

Mosquitoes are out biting every night, infecting millions of people with malaria—a disease that kills a child every other minute of every day.